While browsing the wide assortment of vehicular oddities over at eBay this morning, I happened upon the Richard Simmons edition 1985 Mercedes G 280 you see pictured above.

Described in the listing as a "very rare and unique SUV, this is totally customized in the way that you will never see again," the G is apparently the byproduct of a drunken threesome involving a G-Wagon, an E-Class, and Barney.

It features, as you can already see, a custom body kit, a purply-pinkish paint scheme, and my favorite, a wood and leather steering wheel complete with a Mercedes' emblem glued on.  Also worth noting - the overtly homosexual G comes with a salvaged title, but if you're actually considering bidding on such a vehicle, I doubt you care.

Interested parties better act fast - bidding has somehow reached $10,101 with a little over a day left.  For more info, head over to eBay for the full listing, or view a couple of additional photos below.