Catching up on a little NCAA action last night, I beheld an ad for the Mercedes C63 AMG that is the unequivocal, unapologetic depiction of automotive erotica.  In it, the new model is depicted in its rawest form, without any unnecessary flattery or unneeded rhapsody, and it's this purity that ultimately equates to thirty seconds of pure visual enchantment.

To view the ad in all its unadulterated glory, hit play above, sit back and enjoy.  And a special thanks to our friend Eric of Gear Patrol, who also took the time to tip us off to the new commercial as well.