Auto Express today has taken a moment to publish their first look at Mercedes' 510 horsepower part-minivan, part-SUV R63 AMG; and not surprisingly, the reviewers found that it accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do:  it gives beautiful, silicone-breasted soccer moms around the world a ride second only to the one given to them by their well-endowed pool boys.

It's powerful; it's expensive; it's self-assured; it's subdued; yet most of all, it can take control when it needs to - it's the embodiment of what women crave, all wrapped into a shiny, candy-coated, six-passenger-carrying shell.

Ask your wife - she'll tell you.

To learn more, head over to Auto Express for their first look at the Mercedes R63 AMG.