Yesterday, the boys over at Jalopnik got word of this awesomely small piece of crap, an MP3 player that apparently attempts to capture the "I have enough money to drive a Mercedes, but not enough to spring for a $300 iPod" crowd.

The lovely Chinese MP3 player sports a Chapstick inspired tubular case, features an FM tuner, and to top it all off, packs a whopping 256 MB of storage, enough to store up to 3 of your favorite songs.

"Why settle for one 60GB iPod when you can have 240 of these bad boys?"  That's my motto.

For more info, check out Alibaba's website for the full product description.  It's in Chinese (I think), so it's a tad bit difficult to understand.