Despite our longing, and begging, and pleading, the Mercedes gods have still failed to take pity on our poor, wayward souls.  Every morning we look, but alas, no new Mercedes S-Class has arrived at our doorstep, waiting to be driven and reviewed by the world's preeminent Mercedes-Benz website...

Apparently, Forbes ranks a little higher on the Mercedes gods' list, because the lucky bastards were able to get their hands on a new Mercedes S550, and have graciously taken it upon themselves to publish a review for all to see.

Obviously, there's very little fault the rich chaps could find with Mercedes' trademark sedan, although I do think mentioning a BMW M5 is somehwat impertinent to the S550 review.

To check out Forbes full review of the S-Class for yourself, you can view their full article by clicking here.