In more serious news, police in Goettingen, Germany responded to a call yesterday after numerous complaints involving a Mercedes Vito driving erratically on a city street began pouring in.

Upon arriving at the scene, officers found a five year old behind the wheel of his father's Mercedes, and quickly took the unnamed traffic offender into custody.

According to a police spokesman: "He was seemingly intent on experiencing the daily traffic chaos and simply jumped behind the wheel of his dad's Mercedes Vito and went off to explore."

The boy has since been released into his parent's custody; sentencing has yet to be announced, but sources tell me to expect a minimum of three consecutive five-minute "timeouts," with some variance depending on the leniency of the judge.

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Better luck next time my young carjacker.